Morons of the World, Unite!

Imagine if you will, a co-ed who's entire life has been spent in embarassing luxury, and who understands that the Lexus she drives is the closest she will come to getting Daddy's love.
Imagine her sitting in the front row of her class "Why America Sucks - 101", and animatedly engaging in every discussion.
Imagine her getting an "A" on her one-and-a-half page thesis paper covering the political implications of Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine.
Imagine her calling someone like me "small-dicked and mean-eyed when you talk about the world outside your own back yard" (a backyard I haven't seen since Feb of 2003) and who then goes on to describe her weekend of hitting clubs and partying. Yeah, that partying in OC really expands your horizons, don't it!
Then imagine that she is allowed to "write" for a web paper called the OC Weekly.
Imagine no more! There really are people like this.