Some Lefty named DonaldJ really knows how to cut through the bull and get to heart of the matter. He writes to me, wanting to comment on...well, I'll just let him take the floor. (Note: all the "..." pauses are exactly as DonaldJ wrote them. I'm just guessing, but I think they are the times he paused at the keyboard to take another hit off his bong.)
The afterlife doesn't want bullies... The greatest Samurai ever stated "Samurai who kill, killed his afterlife"... America doesn't pay its soldiers enough...
I wonder, do all Samurai talk like the cook on Bonanaza?
When the big picture finally comes clear, Arabia will probably be a hundred dish shaped impressions in the sands.. and the nuclear clouds will have extincted all the planet's fragile pollinators.. and Americans in radioactive protection gear will be mining all that free oil..
Extincted? Mining oil?
and our forests and fields will be in the first stages of turning into desserts..
Yum! I just love forest and field desserts.
and most of us will be running out of food, as the planet and all life fades into oblivion...
Wait, I thought DonaldJ just said that our forests and fields were going to turn into desserts? How can we run out of food? Oh, I guess DonaldJ means healthy food, like granola. Hey, if we mutate due to all the radioactivity, people may not even need food! Did Donald J even think of that?
America started as the 13-colonies.. Britannia cast out from Britain... Criminals and terminally sick, banished to "the new world"... concentrating into their "13-colonies".. and doing things like giving their smallpox infected hospital blankets to the indigenous north Americans.. to exterminate then, to eliminate land claim controversy...
No controversy. A people get to keep what land they can defend. That's the way it has been for all of history. American history too. Not that DonaldJ knows much about history.
Then America had their civil war.. and their Salem.. and their prohibition.. and their DEA concoction..
Once again, back to the heart of the matter. Not enough drugs. It appears to me that the DEA isn't having much effect on the quantity of drugs available to DonaldJ, but they may be affecting the price, which really seems to piss him off.
in which they perpetually terrorized and violated their own peoples, and the world's peoples...
Pot is just a nearly instant laxative, and a relaxant...
Not an image I want, but go ahead.
What is America so afraid of, that it must terrorize the whole world to try to prevent humans from using THC?..
I thought this was about mining free oil? Now it's about THC?
The old Indian chiefs put a little pot in the peace pipe, to make the Whiteman need to run to the bushes for a dump, to get and keep the whiteman's shit out of the party equation, so they could party all night, without having to listen to British vomituous religious shit... But through the stone the Brittanies saw through their religions, the evils their religions are.. and they blamed the Indian peace pipe for showing them the shit that they are.. and labeled the Indian evil for showing them the evil they are... so the Americans terrorized the Indian peoples till they were nearly none.. for god.. like America is slaughtering Arabia for god's oil...
Carlos Castenada would be very, very proud of DonaldJ.
Heck!.. just a decade ago Nixon started a policy to air defoliate all the cocaine bushes on the planet..
Richard Nixon died on April 22nd, 1994, 12 years before this moron writes that it was "just a decade ago" that Nixon was in power setting policy to "air defoliate". Dude, it may seem like just a decade, but dude, I'm tellin' ya', it's been nearly forty years, man!
till someone told him that's where our chocolate comes from... I bet ole Nixon sure had Cadbury and Hershy freakin' out for a while...
Cocaine comes from the plant Erythroxylum Coca Lam, chocolate comes from the plant Theobroma cacao. Cadbury and Hersheys certainly know which plant they use to get chocolate from, so I doubt that they were freakin' out. My guess is that a lot of stoners were freakin' out on this urban legend, though.
9/11 was the Arabs screaming at Amwerica, "GET YOUR HELL OUT OF OUR LIVES... It was the only option America left open to Arabia for them to get America's attention, to get America's insane DEA crap to get out of their lives...
Arabs and DEA? There's a new paranoid conspiracy theory for ya'.
They had those herbals millenia before there was an America...Who in Hell is America to say they can't use them?..
My guess is that DonaldJ has been ignoring America anyway, and going right ahead and using "those herbals".
That would be like a North American T.Rex telling an Arabia T.Rex what critters it can and can't eat... Well SHIT on that!...
Whaaa?
Get out of our lives America! We DO Not want to be like you.. and we don't want anything to do with your goddamned insane god bullshit!... Build a mile tall wall around America.. then the "bad drugs" that your fear so much won't come into America... and get your hell the hell out of our lives! you kooks!.. We do not want you to destroy our planet with a nuclear war!.. This is our god damned fucking HOME!!!
Wow, okay. The sheer intellectual force of DonaldJ's argument is enough to make me want to leave Baghdad and go home. Why can't these great minds get together and put some people into political power who know the real deal, so America can start using its power for good instead of evil? Oh, that's right, they have.
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