Hmmm. WWLD? (What Would a Lefty Do?)
Q. You're at the university Halloween Costume party. Some raghead wannabe wears a suicide bomber costume hoping to pick up on Rachael Corrie-type chicks (pre-pancake, of course). Some Iraqi War veteran takes offense, having lost buddies to like-dressed jihadi. He claims PTSD, and starts beating the livin' snot out of said raghead wannabe whose only defense is to bleed profusely. Do you, as a Lefty, support the stupid loser veteran suffering from Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld-induced PTSD, or do you support the raghead islamic fascist wannabe?